Cynical Humor (USA) Horse
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Cynical Humor is a 3yo colt bred in the United States and trained by Wesley A. Ward. He is by Gun Runner out of Draw It and has not yet broken his maiden, remaining winless in six starts. In his most recent start at Ellis Park on 27 Jul 2026, jockey Yedsit Hazlewood guided him to a third‑place finish, behind the winner Lady Diversity.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Ellis Park 27-Jul-26 1609m R1 Md $10,000 (of $100,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:37.270, SP: 6.50 settled along the inside, shifted out reaching the quarter pole, swung to the six path entering the lane and ran on to edge place. 1st Lady Diversity ( A Concepcion 118 ) 2nd FAST Gun ( K Asmussen 118 ) 3.75L 3rd Cynical Humor ( Y Hazlewood 118 ) 8.00L See full results | Y Hazlewood 53.5kg 8.00L | 3 (8) |
| Churchill Downs 01-May-26 1710m R7 Md $1,408 (of $120,000) Barrier 11, Winning Time: 01:42.680, SP: 26.00 laid off of the pace in the three to four path, fanned to the six path in upper stretch and failed to factor. 1st Honfleur ( F Prat 118 ) 2nd Vow To Resiliency ( J Rosario 126 ) 3.75L 3rd Heavenly Melody ( I O Jr 118 ) 0.30L 7th Cynical Humor ( G Corrales 118 ) 7.35L See full results | G Corrales 53.5kg 7.35L | 7 (12) |
| Turfway Park 02-Jan-26 1609m R5 Md $7,000 (of $100,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:40.310, SP: 3.75 tracked from the four to two path into the backstretch, tipped to the five path to take aim outside of the top pair entering the lane, offered a mild challenge, but flopped back to her left lead at the sixteenth pole and flattened out. 1st Royal Reign ( B Alberto 120 ) 2nd Miss Milky Way ( M Edgar 120 ) 1.25L 3rd Cairosa ( B Adam 120 ) 0.50L 4th Cynical Humor ( R Walter 120 ) 3.50L See full results | R Walter 54.4kg 3.50L | 4 (14) |
| Churchill Downs 27-Nov-25 1010m R8 Md $24,000 (of $120,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 00:58.280, SP: 10.00 laid off of the pace in the two path, launched a rally while shifting out leaving upper stretch, moved back in while bidding outside of the new leader late but was denied. 1st Just A Minute ( L Saez 119 ) 2nd Cynical Humor ( W Rodriguez 119 ) 0.00L 3rd Cinq A Sept ( A Beschizza 119 ) 1.00L See full results | W Rodriguez 54kg 0.00L | 2 (12) |
| Keeneland 13-Oct-25 1110m FIRM R9 Md $1,375 (of $110,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:03.080, SP: 5.00 broke slowly, raced off of the pace in the three to four path, then three wide and between horses in upper stretch and failed to factor. 1st Alpyland ( F Geroux 119 ) 2nd Chasing Freedom ( I O Jr 119 ) 1.25L 3rd Bluegrass Town ( T Gaffalione 119 ) 2.00L 8th Cynical Humor ( V Espinoza 116 ) 10.45L See full results | V Espinoza 52.6kg 10.45L | 8 (12) |