Im No Lawyer Butt (USA) Horse
About
Im No Lawyer Butt is a 5yo sorrel gelding from the United States, trained by Michael W. Joiner. He was sired by One Famous Eagle out of Cartel Rosie. He has won four races so far. On July 31, 2023 at Ruidoso Downs, he earned his most notable victory, taking the $33,000 purse in Race 9.
Raced At
Remington ParkRace Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Lone Star Park 16-Nov-25 500m R2 Race 2 (of $20,000) Barrier 1 lacked punch. 1st Lil Perry Wagon ( F T Ramirez 128 ) 2nd Runaway Wildfire ( F Calderon 128 ) 1.00L 3rd Heza Kvn ( L L Vivanco 128 ) 1.50L 5th Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 128 ) 1.70L See full results | B Candanosa 58.1kg 1.70L | 5 (7) |
| Lone Star Park 26-Oct-25 500m R3 Race 3 $100 (of $18,000) Barrier 3 1st Heza Kvn ( L L Vivanco 128 ) 2nd Onthrocks ( E Sanchez 128 ) 1.25L 3rd Runaway Wildfire ( F Calderon 128 ) 1.50L 6th Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 128 ) 1.75L See full results | B Candanosa 58.1kg 1.75L | 6 (9) |
| Remington Park 05-May-25 500m R10 Race 10 $7,575 (of $34,500) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 03:09.020 bold bid, outdueled. 1st One Fabulous Boy ( A O Ramirez 126 ) 2nd Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 126 ) 1.00L 3rd Alexandra K ( E N Esqueda 126 ) 1.50L See full results | B Candanosa 57.2kg 1.00L | 2 (8) |
| Remington Park 07-Apr-25 400m R11 AQHA Remington Park Championship Challenge Stakes (Stakes) $4,112 (of $68,535) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 02:13.670 in range, no rally. 1st Js On Fire ( B Candanosa 126 ) 2nd One Stolin Eagle ( E N Esqueda 126 ) 0.50L 3rd Nothin Like You ( M J Ramirez 126 ) 0.60L 5th Im No Lawyer Butt ( J R Ayala 126 ) 1.45L See full results | J R Ayala 57.2kg 1.45L | 5 (8) |
| Remington Park 17-Mar-25 300m R5 Race 5 $1,012 (of $33,500) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 02:09.340 lacked closing kick. 1st Awesome View ( J Hernandez-gallardo 126 ) 2nd Bigg Wagon ( C J Benn 128 ) 0.05L 3rd Trixs Are for Kids ( J Arellano 126 ) 0.55L 5th Im No Lawyer Butt ( E G Escobedo 126 ) 1.55L See full results | E G Escobedo 57.2kg 1.55L | 5 (7) |
| Remington Park 05-May-24 800m R9 Pauls Valley Stakes (Stakes) $90 (of $58,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 03:30.150 between, rapid fade. 1st O Donovan Rossa ( R Cruz 126 ) 2nd Daycruiser ( J A Flores 126 ) 2.75L 3rd Volcoms Favorite ( F Calderon 126 ) 2.85L 6th Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 126 ) 10.10L See full results | B Candanosa 57.2kg 10.10L | 6 (7) |
| Remington Park 08-Apr-24 400m R10 Bank of America Championship Challenge Stakes (Stakes) $1,695 (of $60,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:34.110 choppy, head high. 1st A Tres of Eagle ( J Soto 126 ) 2nd A Famous Ribbon ( M Gutierrez 126 ) 0.25L 3rd Pretty Lie ( R Cruz 126 ) 3.00L 7th Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 126 ) 5.60L See full results | B Candanosa 57.2kg 5.60L | 7 (7) |
| Remington Park 17-Mar-24 500m R12 SLM Big Daddy Stakes (Stakes) $11,510 (of $58,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 02:27.720 second best. 1st One Stolin Eagle ( E N Esqueda 126 ) 2nd Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 126 ) 1.25L 3rd Volcoms Favorite ( F Calderon 126 ) 1.75L See full results | B Candanosa 57.2kg 1.25L | 2 (10) |
| Lone Star Park 19-Nov-23 400m R9 Texas Classic Derby (Stakes) $52,663 (of $350,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 02:14.530 late rally, got 3rd. 1st Chasing Aj ( R S Vallejo 125 ) 2nd Jess GOOD Wine ( B Candanosa 125 ) 0.25L 3rd Im No Lawyer Butt ( A Silva 126 ) 0.75L See full results | A Silva 57.2kg 0.75L | 3 (9) |
| Lone Star Park 29-Oct-23 400m R6 Race 6 $6,000 (of $10,000) Barrier 10, Winning Time: 02:14.310 solid effort, up late. 1st Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 125 ) 2nd Rusted GOOD ( A Rivera 125 ) 0.75L 3rd Apollitical Magic ( J R Herbert 127 ) 1.50L See full results | B Candanosa 56.7kg | 1 (10) |
| Lone Star Park 24-Sep-23 500m R6 Race 6 $10,080 (of $17,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 03:10.640 cruised, held on well. 1st Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 125 ) 2nd Rock Solid Stones ( P H Nieto 128 ) 2.50L 3rd Dm Preacher Man ( C P Aguilar 133 ) 3.25L See full results | B Candanosa 56.7kg | 1 (7) |
| Ruidoso Downs 14-Aug-23 400m R7 Race 7 $500 (of $10,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 02:15.690 came in start, steady bid. 1st Defours ( S B Jr 126 ) 2nd Jeriko ( R S Vallejo 126 ) 0.25L 3rd Lota Hot Mess ( J A Flores 126 ) 0.75L 4th Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 126 ) 1.50L See full results | B Candanosa 57.2kg 1.50L | 4 (9) |
| Ruidoso Downs 31-Jul-23 320m R9 Race 9 $20,790 (of $33,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 02:16.280 bumped start, steady close, up late. 1st Go Diego ( L Martinez 126 ) 2nd Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 126 ) 3rd Cytation ( A A Ramos 126 ) 1.25L See full results | B Candanosa 57.2kg | 2 (9) |
| Ruidoso Downs 03-Jul-23 400m R13 Race 13 (of $10,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 02:16.950 off slowly, pinched back. 1st Jeriko ( R S Vallejo 126 ) 2nd Wirth The Wait ( N G Jr 126 ) 0.25L 3rd Lawless Wallace ( J D Brooks 126 ) 0.75L 9th Im No Lawyer Butt ( R Ramirez 126 ) 8.60L See full results | R Ramirez 57.2kg 8.60L | 9 (9) |
| Ruidoso Downs 29-May-23 370m R6 Race 6 $700 (of $10,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 02:39.730 clean trip. 1st Chasing Aj ( R S Vallejo 126 ) 2nd Revenant Inside ( F Calderon 126 ) 1.25L 3rd Market Analysis ( A Hernandez 126 ) 1.75L 4th Im No Lawyer Butt ( B Candanosa 126 ) 2.00L See full results | B Candanosa 57.2kg 2.00L | 4 (9) |
| Lone Star Park 28-Oct-22 370m R6 Race 6 $6,300 (of $10,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 02:03.350 exchanged bumps start. 1st Im No Lawyer Butt ( F Garcia-luna 124 ) 2nd Lj Luna Llena ( A A Ramos 124 ) 0.10L 3rd New Blend ( L Rodriguez 124 ) 0.35L See full results | F Garcia-luna 56.2kg | 1 (8) |
| Ruidoso Downs 21-Aug-22 400m R15 Race 15 $560 (of $8,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:38.750 broke awkwardly, willing. 1st Lawless Wallace ( J D Brooks 124 ) 2nd Rl Politics ( S B Jr 124 ) 0.50L 3rd Intrepyd ( O A Jr 124 ) 0.50L 4th Im No Lawyer Butt ( R A Valenzuela 124 ) 0.75L See full results | R A Valenzuela 56.2kg 0.75L | 4 (9) |
| Ruidoso Downs 01-Aug-22 320m R10 Race 10 (of $9,300) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 02:18.230 broke in, bumped. 1st Lawless Wallace ( J D Brooks 124 ) 2nd Vf Mr Fine ( S G Dominguez 124 ) 0.75L 3rd Fg Corona Hotline ( E Ramirez 124 ) 1.00L 7th Im No Lawyer Butt ( F Calderon 124 ) 3.00L See full results | F Calderon 56.2kg 3.00L | 7 (10) |
| Ruidoso Downs 10-Jul-22 370m R7 Race 7 $800 (of $8,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 02:38.720 close throughout. 1st Powerful ( S B Jr 124 ) 2nd Fg Running Cartel ( J Pulido 124 ) 0.25L 3rd Im No Lawyer Butt ( F Calderon 124 ) 0.35L See full results | F Calderon 56.2kg 0.35L | 3 (10) |
| Ruidoso Downs 28-May-22 320m R13 Race 13 $1,600 (of $8,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 02:21.420 dueled, outfinished. 1st Easy Shaker ( R A Valenzuela 124 ) 2nd Im No Lawyer Butt ( J A Alvarez 124 ) 0.10L 3rd Thundyr Road ( J Torres 124 ) 0.85L See full results | J A Alvarez 56.2kg 0.10L | 2 (9) |
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