Mywifeisnothere (AUS) Horse
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Mywifeisnothere is a 4yo bay gelding from Australia, trained by Simone Walker. He is by Addictive Nature out of Noble Award. He has yet to break his maiden, failing to win in four starts. In his latest start at Yarra Valley on 7th Feb 2026, Theodore Ladd rode him to an eighth-place finish behind Brazen Fling.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Yarra Valley 07-Feb-26 1200m GOOD 4 R1 MDN-SW $640 (of $32,000) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:12.970, SP: 13.00 In-running: 800m 10th, 400m 10th 1st Brazen Fling ( J Noonan 57.5 ) 2nd Sirsa Nuwa ( W Gordon 57 , Cd 58 ) 1.27L 3rd Good Onya Champ ( J Duffy 59 ) 1.29L 8th Mywifeisnothere ( T Ladd 59.5 ) 6.42L See full results | T Ladd 59.5kg 6.42L | 8 (11) |
| Sandown Hillside 21-Jan-26 1000m GOOD 4 R1 MDN-SW $850 (of $42,500) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 00:57.970, SP: 13.00 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 4th Sectionals: 600m 00:33.820 1st Fast 'N' Inzaine ( R Whearty 56 ) 2nd Arlington Row ( M J Dee 56 ) 0.46L 3rd Raining Fire ( C G Gaudray 57.5 ) 3.21L 6th Mywifeisnothere ( B Kinninmont 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 4.17L See full results | B Kinninmont 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 4.17L | 6 (9) |
| Seymour 28-Dec-25 1300m GOOD 4 R4 MDN-SW $1,100 (of $55,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:16.750, SP: 61.00 In-running: 800m 10th, 400m 12th Sectionals: 600m 00:35.450 1st Itazura ( L Nolen 58 ) 2nd Louis Barthas ( R Mcleod 59.5 ) 1.00L 3rd Cashout ( C Williams 58 ) 1.15L 9th Mywifeisnothere ( C Parish 59.5 ) 7.61L See full results | C Parish 59.5kg 7.61L | 9 (13) |
| Ballarat 20-Nov-25 1200m GOOD 4 R3 MDN-SW $1,300 (of $65,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:11.200, SP: 20.00 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 3rd Sectionals: 600m 00:33.560 1st Hi Val ( D Bates 56 ) 2nd Concord Connie ( L J Neindorf 56 ) 0.06L 3rd Conflict ( L K Cartwright 59.5 , Cd 58 ) 3.31L 6th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel 59.5 ) 6.91L See full results | C Hefel 59.5kg 6.91L | 6 (9) |
| Southside Cranbourne 27-Oct-25 800m R6 Jump Out-H9, Winning Time: 00:50.200 1st Beldari ( J Mcneil ) 2nd Habenaria ( D W Stackhouse ) 3rd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 3 (8) |
| Southside Cranbourne 13-Oct-25 800m R5 Jump Out-S6, Winning Time: 00:48.300 1st Reina Isabella ( S Young ) 2nd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) 3rd Invincible Amour ( B Mertens ) | C Hefel | 2 (7) |
| Southside Cranbourne 29-Sep-25 800m R4 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:46.300 1st Tennessee Bound ( E P Brown ) 2nd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) 3rd Too Tough ( L J Bates ) | C Hefel | 2 (11) |
| Cranbourne 18-Nov-24 800m R7 Jump Out-S5 1st Mywifeisnothere ( L Wood ) 2nd Left Hook ( M J Dee ) 3rd Sweltering ( D Moor ) | L Wood | 1 (7) |
| Cranbourne 28-Oct-24 800m R4 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:45.300 1st On Display ( M J Dee ) 2nd Lady Brightside ( D Moor ) 3rd Lava Delta ( B J Melham ) 10th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 10 (10) |
| Cranbourne 14-Oct-24 800m R3 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:45.200 1st Biancelli ( B E L Temple ) 2nd Version ( J Childs ) 3rd Exit Line ( C Newitt ) 9th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 9 (9) |