Mywifeisnothere (AUS) Horse
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Mywifeisnothere, a 4yo bay gelding from Australia, is trained by Simone Walker. He is by Addictive Nature out of Noble Award. He remains a maiden after seven starts. In his most recent race at Sale on 8 Apr 2026, ridden by Jason Maskiell, he finished fourth behind winner Fatty Finn.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Sale 08-Apr-26 1415m GOOD 4 R3 MDN-SW $2,125 (of $42,500) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:28.000, SP: 11.00 In-running: Settled 6th, 800m 6th, 400m 5th 1st Fatty Finn ( Z Spain 59 ) 2nd Just For Kicks ( J Noonan 59 ) 1.50L 3rd She's Got The Cash ( B Mertens 57 ) 1.70L 4th Mywifeisnothere ( J Maskiell 59.5 ) 2.45L See full results | J Maskiell 59.5kg 2.45L | 4 (9) |
| Bairnsdale 22-Mar-26 1200m SOFT 5 R2 MDN-SW $3,825 (of $42,500) Barrier 10, Winning Time: 01:11.730, SP: 21.00 In-running: 800m 6th, 400m 5th Sectionals: 600m 00:34.800 1st I Said So ( J C Maskiell 59.5 ) 2nd Hatalook ( T M Nugent 57.5 ) 1.75L 3rd Mywifeisnothere ( P Moloney 59.5 ) 3.00L See full results | P Moloney 59.5kg 3.00L | 3 (10) |
| Ballarat 10-Mar-26 1200m GOOD 4 R4 MDN-SW $1,500 (of $75,000) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:11.670, SP: 31.00 In-running: 800m 4th, 400m 6th Sectionals: 600m 00:34.870 1st Manifest The Milli ( J Childs 59.5 ) 2nd Unriddle ( M Castle 59.5 ) 1.00L 3rd Wavelets ( C Macredmond 57.5 ) 1.30L 8th Mywifeisnothere ( B Kinninmont 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 2.56L See full results | B Kinninmont 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 2.56L | 8 (13) |
| Yarra Valley 07-Feb-26 1200m GOOD 4 R1 MDN-SW $640 (of $32,000) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:12.970, SP: 13.00 In-running: 800m 10th, 400m 10th Sectionals: 600m 00:35.760 1st Brazen Fling ( J Noonan 57.5 ) 2nd Sirsa Nuwa ( W Gordon 57 , Cd 58 ) 1.27L 3rd Good Onya Champ ( J Duffy 59 ) 1.29L 8th Mywifeisnothere ( T Ladd 59.5 ) 6.42L See full results | T Ladd 59.5kg 6.42L | 8 (11) |
| Sportsbet Sandown Hillside 21-Jan-26 1000m GOOD 4 R1 MDN-SW $850 (of $42,500) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 00:57.970, SP: $13 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 4th Sectionals: 600m 00:33.820 1st Fast 'N' Inzaine ( R Whearty 56 ) 2nd Arlington Row ( M J Dee 56 ) 0.46L 3rd Raining Fire ( C G Gaudray 57.5 ) 3.21L 6th Mywifeisnothere ( B Kinninmont 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 4.17L | B Kinninmont 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 4.17L | 6 (9) |
| Seymour 28-Dec-25 1300m GOOD 4 R4 MDN-SW $1,100 (of $55,000) Barrier 10, Winning Time: 01:16.750, SP: 61.00 In-running: 800m 10th, 400m 12th Sectionals: 600m 00:35.450 1st Itazura ( L Nolen 58 ) 2nd Louis Barthas ( R Mcleod 59.5 ) 1.00L 3rd Cashout ( C Williams 58 ) 1.15L 9th Mywifeisnothere ( C Parish 59.5 ) 7.61L See full results | C Parish 59.5kg 7.61L | 9 (13) |
| Ballarat 20-Nov-25 1200m GOOD 4 R3 MDN-SW $1,300 (of $65,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 01:11.200, SP: 20.00 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 3rd Sectionals: 600m 00:33.560 1st Hi Val ( D Bates 56 ) 2nd Concord Connie ( L J Neindorf 56 ) 0.06L 3rd Conflict ( L K Cartwright 59.5 , Cd 58 ) 3.31L 6th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel 59.5 ) 6.91L See full results | C Hefel 59.5kg 6.91L | 6 (9) |
| Southside Cranbourne 27-Oct-25 800m R6 Jump Out-H9, Winning Time: 00:50.200 1st Beldari ( J Mcneil ) 2nd Habenaria ( D W Stackhouse ) 3rd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 3 (8) |
| Southside Cranbourne 13-Oct-25 800m R5 Jump Out-S6, Winning Time: 00:48.300 1st Reina Isabella ( S Young ) 2nd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) 3rd Invincible Amour ( B Mertens ) | C Hefel | 2 (7) |
| Southside Cranbourne 29-Sep-25 800m R4 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:46.300 1st Tennessee Bound ( E P Brown ) 2nd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) 3rd Too Tough ( L J Bates ) | C Hefel | 2 (11) |
| Cranbourne 18-Nov-24 800m R7 Jump Out-S5 1st Mywifeisnothere ( L Wood ) 2nd Left Hook ( M J Dee ) 3rd Sweltering ( D Moor ) | L Wood | 1 (7) |
| Cranbourne 28-Oct-24 800m R4 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:45.300 1st On Display ( M J Dee ) 2nd Lady Brightside ( D Moor ) 3rd Lava Delta ( B J Melham ) 10th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 10 (10) |
| Cranbourne 14-Oct-24 800m R3 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:45.200 1st Biancelli ( B E L Temple ) 2nd Version ( J Childs ) 3rd Exit Line ( C Newitt ) 9th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 9 (9) |