Mywifeisnothere (AUS) Horse
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Mywifeisnothere is a 4yo bay gelding from Australia trained by Simone Walker. He is by Addictive Nature out of Noble Award. The horse has not yet broken his maiden, failing to win in 11 starts. In his latest start at Sale on 17th May 2026, he was ridden by Dylan Dean and finished 10th behind winner Posh Diamante.
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Sale • Pakenham • Cranbourne • Bairnsdale • Ballarat • Yarra Valley • Sandown Hillside • SeymourRace Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Sale 17-May-26 1519m GOOD 4 R4 MDN-SW $850 (of $42,500) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:32.940, SP: 41.00 In-running: Settled 5th, 800m 5th, 400m 6th 1st Posh Diamante ( B Kennedy 57.5 ) 2nd Overcast ( J Mcneil 59.5 ) 1.25L 3rd Just For Kicks ( J Noonan 59.5 ) 1.55L 10th Mywifeisnothere ( D Dean 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 13.45L See full results | D Dean 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 13.45L | 10 (10) |
| Pakenham 01-May-26 1600m GOOD 4 R3 MDN-SW $4,050 (of $45,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:40.500, SP: 31.00 In-running: Settled 1st, 1200m 1st, 800m 1st, 400m 2nd Sectionals: 600m 00:34.460 1st Emperor Tzu ( B Mertens 59.5 ) 2nd Tagalaon ( C Newitt 59.5 ) 3.25L 3rd Mywifeisnothere ( D Dean 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 3.60L See full results | D Dean 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 3.60L | 3 (10) |
| Cranbourne 17-Apr-26 1300m SOFT 6 R3 MDN-SW $2,250 (of $45,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 01:19.840, SP: 14.00 In-running: 800m 5th, 400m 4th Sectionals: 600m 00:37.220 1st Bella Verona ( P M Moloney 57 ) 2nd Foxsky ( T Stockdale 59 ) 1.00L 3rd Playful As ( D W Stackhouse 57 ) 5.00L 4th Mywifeisnothere ( D Dean 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 5.40L See full results | D Dean 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 5.40L | 4 (9) |
| Sale 08-Apr-26 1415m GOOD 4 R3 MDN-SW $2,125 (of $42,500) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:28.000, SP: 11.00 In-running: Settled 6th, 800m 6th, 400m 5th Sectionals: 600m 00:34.200 1st Fatty Finn ( Z Spain 59 ) 2nd Just For Kicks ( J Noonan 59 ) 1.50L 3rd She's Got The Cash ( B Mertens 57 ) 1.70L 4th Mywifeisnothere ( J Maskiell 59.5 ) 2.45L See full results | J Maskiell 59.5kg 2.45L | 4 (9) |
| Bairnsdale 22-Mar-26 1200m SOFT 5 R2 MDN-SW $3,825 (of $42,500) Barrier 10, Winning Time: 01:11.730, SP: 21.00 In-running: 800m 6th, 400m 5th Sectionals: 600m 00:34.800 1st I Said So ( J C Maskiell 59.5 ) 2nd Hatalook ( T M Nugent 57.5 ) 1.75L 3rd Mywifeisnothere ( P Moloney 59.5 ) 3.00L See full results | P Moloney 59.5kg 3.00L | 3 (10) |
| Ballarat 10-Mar-26 1200m GOOD 4 R4 MDN-SW $1,500 (of $75,000) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:11.670, SP: 31.00 In-running: 800m 4th, 400m 6th Sectionals: 600m 00:34.870 1st Manifest The Milli ( J Childs 59.5 ) 2nd Unriddle ( M Castle 59.5 ) 1.00L 3rd Wavelets ( C Macredmond 57.5 ) 1.30L 8th Mywifeisnothere ( B Kinninmont 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 2.56L See full results | B Kinninmont 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 2.56L | 8 (13) |
| Yarra Valley 07-Feb-26 1200m GOOD 4 R1 MDN-SW $640 (of $32,000) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:12.970, SP: 13.00 In-running: 800m 10th, 400m 10th Sectionals: 600m 00:35.760 1st Brazen Fling ( J Noonan 57.5 ) 2nd Sirsa Nuwa ( W Gordon 57 , Cd 58 ) 1.27L 3rd Good Onya Champ ( J Duffy 59 ) 1.29L 8th Mywifeisnothere ( T Ladd 59.5 ) 6.42L See full results | T Ladd 59.5kg 6.42L | 8 (11) |
| Sandown Hillside 21-Jan-26 1000m GOOD 4 R1 MDN-SW $850 (of $42,500) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 00:57.970, SP: 13.00 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 4th Sectionals: 600m 00:33.820 1st Fast 'N' Inzaine ( R Whearty 56 ) 2nd Arlington Row ( M J Dee 56 ) 0.46L 3rd Raining Fire ( C G Gaudray 57.5 ) 3.21L 6th Mywifeisnothere ( B Kinninmont 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 4.17L See full results | B Kinninmont 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 4.17L | 6 (9) |
| Sportsbet Sandown Hillside 21-Jan-26 1000m GOOD 4 R1 MDN-SW $850 (of $42,500) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 00:57.970, SP: $13 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 4th Sectionals: 600m 00:33.820 1st Fast 'N' Inzaine ( R Whearty 56 ) 2nd Arlington Row ( M J Dee 56 ) 0.46L 3rd Raining Fire ( C G Gaudray 57.5 ) 3.21L 6th Mywifeisnothere ( B Kinninmont 59.5 , Cd 56.5 ) 4.17L | B Kinninmont 59.5kg, Cd 56.5kg 4.17L | 6 (9) |
| Seymour 28-Dec-25 1300m GOOD 4 R4 MDN-SW $1,100 (of $55,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:16.750, SP: 61.00 In-running: 800m 10th, 400m 12th Sectionals: 600m 00:35.450 1st Itazura ( L Nolen 58 ) 2nd Louis Barthas ( R Mcleod 59.5 ) 1.00L 3rd Cashout ( C Williams 58 ) 1.15L 9th Mywifeisnothere ( C Parish 59.5 ) 7.61L See full results | C Parish 59.5kg 7.61L | 9 (13) |
| Ballarat 20-Nov-25 1200m GOOD 4 R3 MDN-SW $1,300 (of $65,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:11.200, SP: 20.00 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 3rd Sectionals: 600m 00:33.560 1st Hi Val ( D Bates 56 ) 2nd Concord Connie ( L J Neindorf 56 ) 0.06L 3rd Conflict ( L K Cartwright 59.5 , Cd 58 ) 3.31L 6th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel 59.5 ) 6.91L See full results | C Hefel 59.5kg 6.91L | 6 (9) |
| Southside Cranbourne 27-Oct-25 800m R6 Jump Out-H9, Winning Time: 00:50.200 1st Beldari ( J Mcneil ) 2nd Habenaria ( D W Stackhouse ) 3rd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 3 (8) |
| Southside Cranbourne 13-Oct-25 800m R5 Jump Out-S6, Winning Time: 00:48.300 1st Reina Isabella ( S Young ) 2nd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) 3rd Invincible Amour ( B Mertens ) | C Hefel | 2 (7) |
| Southside Cranbourne 29-Sep-25 800m R4 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:46.300 1st Tennessee Bound ( E P Brown ) 2nd Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) 3rd Too Tough ( L J Bates ) | C Hefel | 2 (11) |
| Cranbourne 18-Nov-24 800m R7 Jump Out-S5 1st Mywifeisnothere ( L Wood ) 2nd Left Hook ( M J Dee ) 3rd Sweltering ( D Moor ) | L Wood | 1 (7) |
| Cranbourne 28-Oct-24 800m R4 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:45.300 1st On Display ( M J Dee ) 2nd Lady Brightside ( D Moor ) 3rd Lava Delta ( B J Melham ) 10th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 10 (10) |
| Cranbourne 14-Oct-24 800m R3 Jump Out-G4, Winning Time: 00:45.200 1st Biancelli ( B E L Temple ) 2nd Version ( J Childs ) 3rd Exit Line ( C Newitt ) 9th Mywifeisnothere ( C Hefel ) | C Hefel | 9 (9) |