You'Re Two Vain (AUS) Horse
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You'Re Two Vain is a 4yo bay gelding from Australia, trained by Alicia MacPherson in Kilmore. He is by Magnus out of Moon Esprit. To date he has captured four victories. His biggest triumph came on 19th Nov 2025 at Caulfield Heath, winning the $50000.00 Bm66 Hcp. Punters have found him profitable; backing him throughout his career would have yielded a 51% return on investment.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Bendigo 02-May-26 1100m GOOD 3 R10 BM84 $3,900 (of $130,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:01.860, SP: 2.80 In-running: 800m 7th, 400m 6th 1st Stoli Bolli ( B Allen 59 ) 2nd Winning Revolution ( J Stanley 58 ) 2.50L 3rd Hearcomesthestar ( B Mertens 59 ) 2.60L 5th You'Re Two Vain ( C Parish 55.5 ) 3.25L See full results | C Parish 55.5kg 3.25L | 5 (12) |
| Sandown Lakeside 06-Apr-26 1000m GOOD 4 R6 BM74 $5,400 (of $60,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 00:56.140, SP: 3.90 In-running: 800m 12th, 400m 13th Sectionals: 600m 00:32.700 1st Balastier ( D M Lane 59 ) 2nd Along The River ( J Childs 58.5 ) 0.35L 3rd You'Re Two Vain ( C Parish 60.5 ) 0.37L See full results | C Parish 60.5kg 0.37L | 3 (13) |
| bet365 Echuca 24-Mar-26 900m R4 Jump Out-G4 1st You'Re Two Vain ( J Baldock ) 2nd Direct ( S K Mcdonough ) 3rd Moonbird ( S Hunter ) | J Baldock | 1 (8) |
| Ballarat 06-Dec-25 1100m SOFT 6 R5 BM74 $4,000 (of $80,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:05.080, SP: 3.00 In-running: 800m 1st, 400m 2nd Sectionals: 600m 00:34.940 1st Zouper Fund ( B Allen 60.5 ) 2nd Scampi ( D M Lane 61 ) 0.46L 3rd Rue De Royale ( L J Bates 61.5 , Cd 59.5 ) 1.71L 4th You'Re Two Vain ( C Parish 60.5 ) 4.21L See full results | C Parish 60.5kg 4.21L | 4 (9) |
| Caulfield Heath 19-Nov-25 1000m GOOD 4 R5 BM66 $27,500 (of $50,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 00:57.420, SP: 1.80 In-running: 800m 3rd, 400m 2nd Sectionals: 600m 00:33.780 1st You'Re Two Vain ( C Parish 62.5 ) 2nd Hustle In Heels ( J Mott 59 ) 1.75L 3rd Smart Little Miss ( B Mertens 59 ) 2.50L See full results | C Parish 62.5kg | 1 (7) |
| Corowa 03-Nov-25 1000m GOOD 4 R5 CL3 $16,750 (of $35,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 00:56.300, SP: 1.70 In-running: Settled 2nd, 800m 2nd, 400m 2nd Sectionals: 600m 00:33.300 1st You'Re Two Vain ( C Parish 61.5 ) 2nd Taluk ( P Boudvillain 57 ) 1.16L 3rd Baggage Handler ( N Heywood 57.5 , Cd 58 ) 4.19L See full results | C Parish 61.5kg | 1 (6) |
| Kilmore 20-May-25 1100m GOOD 4 R7 Restricted 64 Hcp $14,850 (of $27,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:04.200, SP: 2.10 In-running: Settled 1st, 800m 1st, 400m 1st Sectionals: 600m 00:34.120 1st You'Re Two Vain ( C Parish 59.5 ) 2nd Amraam ( P M Moloney 57.5 ) 3.00L 3rd Vain Champagne ( B Allen 57 ) 4.00L See full results | C Parish 59.5kg | 1 (9) |
| Seymour 27-Apr-25 1000m SOFT 5 R3 3YO+ Mdn Set Weight $14,850 (of $27,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 00:58.440, SP: 5.00 In-running: Settled 1st, 800m 1st, 400m 1st Sectionals: 600m 00:34.200 1st You'Re Two Vain ( C Parish 59 ) 2nd Olive Baguette ( T Stockdale 59.5 ) 5.00L 3rd Groove Jet ( C Hefel 57 ) 5.25L See full results | C Parish 59kg | 1 (10) |
| Kilmore 17-Mar-25 1000m R3 Jump Out-S5 1st You'Re Two Vain ( K Atkinson ) 2nd Frechette ( C J Parish ) 3rd She's Nostie ( T N Barton ) | K Atkinson | 1 (5) |
| Kilmore 12-Feb-25 1000m R1 Jump Out-G4 1st You'Re Two Vain ( K Atkinson ) 2nd Kissing Heart ( D Prior ) 3rd Cantebury Prince ( A Chibnall ) | K Atkinson | 1 (4) |