Aint No Joke (USA)
About
Aint No Joke is a 4yo ch from the United States trained by Michael V. Simone. The horse is by Practical Joke out of Lime Lady. To date, Aint No Joke has won three races. On 22 June 2025 at Belmont’s Big A meet, it earned its biggest triumph, collecting the $33,000 purse in Race 3. The horse has been a profitable choice for bettors; wagering on it throughout its career would have produced a 25 % return on investment.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Monmouth Park 02-Sep-25 1207m R7 Race 7 $4,200 (of $21,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:12.430, SP: 4.00 raced off the pace, advanced three wide on the turn, rallied three wide into the stretch, dug in gamely, dueled heads apart to the wire and just missed. | S Camacho 54.9kg 0.05L | 2 (8) |
| Monmouth Park 11-Aug-25 1207m R3 Race 3 $4,200 (of $21,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:11.460, SP: 5.00 raced off the early pace, made a strong three wide bid on the turn, hooked up with. | P Lopez 54.9kg | 2 (7) |
| Monmouth Park 04-Aug-25 1609m FIRM R6 Race 6 $1,470 (of $21,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:39.150 tracked on the inside, chased inside and tired. | F Jara 54.9kg 11.00L | 4 (6) |
| Saratoga 07-Jul-25 1810m FIRM R4 Race 4 $340 (of $34,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:54.180, SP: 14.00 forwardly placed three wide through the first turn, attended the leader to the outside two then three wide, began to fade with three furlongs to go and was shaken off by the top one, angled six wide for home and weakened in the stretch. | R S Jr 56.7kg 8.25L | 6 (8) |
| Belmont At The Big A 22-Jun-25 1408m FIRM R3 Race 3 $20,790 (of $33,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 01:23.180, SP: 7.00 Headed rail3/8,fought | R S Jr 55.8kg | 1 (6) |
| Belmont At The Big A 25-May-25 1307m FIRM R9 Race 9 $248 (of $33,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:16.260, SP: 13.00 bumped with rivals on both sides at the start, raced just off the pace between foes, chased in the two path on the turn, turned into upper stretch under a drive and weakened. | C Elliott 56.7kg, Cd 59kg 6.05L | 7 (9) |
| Aqueduct 12-Apr-25 1408m FIRM R3 Race 3 $18,270 (of $29,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:23.280, SP: 8.00 4-3w pursuit, drew clr | J Lezcano 56.2kg | 1 (4) |
| Aqueduct 27-Jan-25 1207m FIRM R1 Md $20,160 (of $32,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:13.350 Ins,eased up,handily | J Lezcano 55.3kg | 2 (7) |
| Keeneland 11-Oct-24 1408m FIRM R4 Md $1,547 (of $54,999) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:23.620, SP: 9/4 Chased 2w,yield btw1/4 | J Velazquez 54.9kg 10.85L | 5 (11) |
| Kentucky Downs 09-Sep-24 1408m GOOD R11 Md $7,200 (of $170,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:21.650, SP: 11/2 Bmp after st,6w1/4 | L Saez 54.9kg 6.75L | 5 (12) |
| Del Mar 26-Nov-23 1307m FIRM R8 Md $500 (of $61,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:16.550 chased between rivals up the backstretch, lost ground and steered over to the rail around the bend, kept on through the lane but failed to threaten. | D A Herrera 54.4kg 4.35L | 6 (10) |
| Santa Anita 03-Nov-23 1307m GOOD R3 Md $6,100 (of $61,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:15.850 chased from inside out of range, lost ground around the bend, remained inside to the stretch, rallied along the fence and got up for the show. | D A Herrera 54.4kg 2.60L | 3 (8) |