Aint No Joke (USA)
About
Aint No Joke is a 4yo horse from the United States trained by Michael V. Simone. It is by the stallion Practical Joke out of the mare Lime Lady. The horse has recorded three wins in its career. On 22 June 2025 at Belmont’s Big A meeting, Aint No Joke achieved its most notable victory, taking the $33,000 purse in Race 3.
Raced At
Delaware Park
• Monmouth Park
• Saratoga
• Belmont At The Big A
• Aqueduct
• Keeneland
• Kentucky Downs
• Del Mar
• Santa AnitaRace Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Delaware Park 17-Oct-25 1110m R6 Race 6 $3,800 (of $19,000) Barrier 12, Winning Time: 01:06.830, SP: 7.00 bumped with an inner foe at the start, raced in midpack out in the seven path, was driven in the four path around the turn, swung from the six path into the lane, and ran on for place. | A Cruz 55.3kg 0.10L | 2 (13) |
| Monmouth Park 15-Sep-25 1610m R8 Race 8 $1,470 (of $21,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:38.500, SP: 3.00 stalked the early pace, then tracked on the inside, chased inside on the far turn and weakened. | J V Jr 54.9kg 11.25L | 4 (6) |
| Monmouth Park 02-Sep-25 1210m R7 Race 7 $4,200 (of $21,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:12.430, SP: 4.00 raced off the pace, advanced three wide on the turn, rallied three wide into the stretch, dug in gamely, dueled heads apart to the wire and just missed. | S Camacho 54.9kg 0.05L | 2 (8) |
| Monmouth Park 11-Aug-25 1210m R3 Race 3 $4,200 (of $21,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:11.460, SP: 6.00 raced off the early pace, made a strong three wide bid on the turn, hooked up with. | P Lopez 54.9kg | 2 (7) |
| Monmouth Park 04-Aug-25 1610m FIRM R6 Race 6 $1,470 (of $21,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:39.150, SP: 3.75 tracked on the inside, chased inside and tired. | F Jara 54.9kg 11.00L | 4 (6) |
| Saratoga 07-Jul-25 1810m FIRM R4 Race 4 $340 (of $34,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:54.180, SP: 15.00 forwardly placed three wide through the first turn, attended the leader to the outside two then three wide, began to fade with three furlongs to go and was shaken off by the top one, angled six wide for home and weakened in the stretch. | R J Santana 56.7kg 8.25L | 6 (8) |
| Belmont At The Big A 22-Jun-25 1410m FIRM R3 Race 3 $20,790 (of $33,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 01:23.180, SP: 2.75 Headed rail3/8,fought | R J Santana 55.8kg | 1 (6) |
| Belmont At The Big A 25-May-25 1310m FIRM R9 Race 9 $248 (of $33,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:16.260, SP: 2.63 bumped with rivals on both sides at the start, raced just off the pace between foes, chased in the two path on the turn, turned into upper stretch under a drive and weakened. | C Elliott 56.7kg, Cd 59kg 6.05L | 7 (9) |
| Aqueduct 12-Apr-25 1410m FIRM R3 Race 3 $18,270 (of $29,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:23.280, SP: 1.73 4-3w pursuit, drew clr | J Lezcano 56.2kg | 1 (4) |
| Aqueduct 27-Jan-25 1210m FIRM R1 Md $20,160 (of $32,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:13.350, SP: 1.40 Ins,eased up,handily | J Lezcano 55.3kg 0.00L | 2 (7) |
| Keeneland 11-Oct-24 1410m FIRM R4 Md $1,547 (of $54,999) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:23.620 pressed outside of the leader early on, chased that clearing rival around the turn, then gave way between horses nearing the lane. | J R Velazquez 54.9kg 10.85L | 5 (11) |
| Kentucky Downs 09-Sep-24 1410m GOOD R11 Md $7,200 (of $170,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:21.650 was bumped after the start, reserved early, six wide by the quarter pole and offered a mild late kick. | L Saez 54.9kg 6.75L | 5 (12) |
| Del Mar 26-Nov-23 1310m FIRM R8 Md $500 (of $61,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:16.550 chased between rivals up the backstretch, lost ground and steered over to the rail around the bend, kept on through the lane but failed to threaten. | D A Herrera 54.4kg 4.35L | 6 (10) |
| Santa Anita 03-Nov-23 1310m GOOD R3 Md $6,100 (of $61,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:15.850 chased from inside out of range, lost ground around the bend, remained inside to the stretch, rallied along the fence and got up for the show. | D A Herrera 54.4kg 2.60L | 3 (8) |