Cocktail Humor (USA)
About
Cocktail Humor is a 3yo b from the United States trained by Jamie Ness. He is by the stallion Practical Joke out of the mare Ride Me Fast. The horse has not yet broken its maiden, having failed to win in nine starts. In its most recent race at Delaware Park on September 14, 2025, Cocktail Humor, ridden by Martin Chuan, finished fourth behind the winner Code Name Willow.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Delaware Park 14-Sep-25 1609m R1 Md $2,940 (of $42,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:41.190, SP: 3.50 | M Chuan 53.5kg 3.05L | 4 (7) |
| Ellis Park 25-Aug-25 1609m R9 Md $325 (of $31,251) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:35.660, SP: 6.00 prompted two wide, then between horses around the far turn and faded approaching the quarter pole. | J R Jr 53.5kg 11.85L | 8 (10) |
| Ellis Park 13-Jul-25 1709m FIRM R9 Md $892 (of $31,251) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:38.580, SP: 11.00 brushed with an inner foe leaving the gate, set the pace near the inside, vied with an outer presser around the turn, shook clear passing teh quarter pole but was overhauled between bidders at the sixteenth pole and faltered. | J R Jr 53.5kg 5.25L | 5 (10) |
| Churchill Downs 31-May-25 1106m FIRM R4 Md $818 (of $57,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:04.520, SP: 10.00 broke half a step slow, steadied behind a rival at the five furlong pole, saved ground while trailing, improved in upper stretch and failed to menace. | A Cedillo 53.5kg 8.35L | 6 (7) |
| Oaklawn Park 03-May-25 1207m FIRM R6 Md $1,375 (of $110,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:09.840, SP: 12.00 bumped, off a step slow, remained always back. | A Cedillo 54.4kg 26.50L | 7 (8) |
| Oaklawn Park 16-Mar-25 1207m FIRM R6 Md $4,340 (of $62,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:12.260, SP: 5.00 pressed the runner up from the outside, gave way from that rival and the winner into the lane. | R Eramia 55.3kg 9.50L | 4 (10) |
| Oaklawn Park 16-Feb-25 1207m FIRM R1 Md $4,760 (of $68,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:12.670 dueled up front while in the three path, showed the way into the stretch, responded briefly when the winner challenged with a furlong to run, proved no match for that one late, weakened to lose a couple more positions. | M Garcia 53.5kg 7.50L | 4 (8) |
| Oaklawn Park 19-Jan-25 1207m FIRM R3 Md $1,375 (of $109,999) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:12.580, SP: 14.00 in the second flight early off the inside, in traffic early in the turn, failed to respond when clear for the drive. | R E Eramia 54.4kg 10.75L | 6 (8) |
| Oaklawn Park 16-Dec-24 1207m FIRM R6 Md $1,375 (of $109,999) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:11.720, SP: 12.00 off a step slow, moved up to race behind the leaders outside, four wide through the turn, came up empty for the drive when called on for run. | R E Eramia 54.4kg 13.00L | 6 (8) |