Cocktail Humor (USA) Horse
About
Cocktail Humor is a 3yo horse from the United States trained by Jamie Ness. He is by the stallion Practical Joke out of the mare Ride Me Fast. So far, Cocktail Humor has won two races. On 3 December 2025 at Philadelphia Park, he secured his most important victory, claiming the purse in the $410 Starter Optional Claiming race.
Raced At
Penn National
• Philadelphia Park
• Delaware Park
• Ellis Park
• Churchill Downs
• Oaklawn ParkRace Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Penn National 19-Dec-25 1207m FIRM R2 Race 2 $2,100 (of $21,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:12.470, SP: 2.75 1st Query ( I Beato 120 ) 2nd Blo By The Field ( J Torres 122 ) 2.00L 3rd Cocktail Humor ( M Chuan 124 ) 2.50L See full results | M Chuan 56.2kg 2.50L | 3 (6) |
| Philadelphia Park 03-Dec-25 1207m GOOD R5 Philadelphia Park race 5 $15,600 (of $410) Barrier 8, SP: 1.70 1st Cocktail Humor ( M Sanchez 122 ) 2nd Wine And Roses ( S Gonzalez 125 ) 1.25L 3rd Leretha ( K Rivera 125 ) 2.50L | M Sanchez 55.3kg | 1 (9) |
| Philadelphia Park 18-Nov-25 1207m FIRM R1 Philadelphia Park race 1 $2,860 (of $15,600) Barrier 7, SP: 1.60 1st Mink Stole ( F Martinez 125 ) 2nd Judy's Flyer ( M Gonzalez 122 ) 0.00L 3rd Cocktail Humor ( M Sanchez 122 ) | M Sanchez 55.3kg | 3 (7) |
| Philadelphia Park 10-Nov-25 1308m FIRM R2 Md $15,600 (of $15,600) Barrier 4, SP: 1.20 1st Cocktail Humor ( M Sanchez 122 ) 2nd Act Of Faith ( F Pennington 122 ) 0.00L 3rd Weekend Honor ( E Ruiz 122 ) 0.00L | M Sanchez 55.3kg | 1 (8) |
| Philadelphia Park 20-Oct-25 1408m FIRM R1 Md $6,000 (of $18,000) Barrier 4, SP: 2.00 1st Devils Arrow ( A Adorno 125 ) 2nd Cocktail Humor ( M Sanchez 122 ) 3rd Act Of Faith ( F Pennington 122 ) 7.25L | M Sanchez 55.3kg | 2 (8) |
| Delaware Park 14-Sep-25 1610m R1 Md $2,940 (of $42,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:41.190, SP: 3.50 1st Code Name Willow ( J Mauricio 123 ) 2nd Suitefourfourthree ( A Crispin 120 ) 2.50L 3rd Tailored For Joy ( C Evans 120 ) 0.50L 4th Cocktail Humor ( M Chuan 118 ) 3.05L See full results | M Chuan 53.5kg 3.05L | 4 (7) |
| Ellis Park 25-Aug-25 1610m R9 Md $325 (of $31,251) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:35.660, SP: 6.00 prompted two wide, then between horses around the far turn and faded approaching the quarter pole. 1st Reading Time ( S Doyle 118 ) 2nd Donita ( E Morales 118 ) 2.50L 3rd Country Club ( T Gaffalione 118 ) 2.00L 8th Cocktail Humor ( J R Jr 118 ) 11.85L See full results | J R Jr 53.5kg 11.85L | 8 (10) |
| Ellis Park 13-Jul-25 1710m FIRM R9 Md $892 (of $31,251) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:38.580, SP: 11.00 brushed with an inner foe leaving the gate, set the pace near the inside, vied with an outer presser around the turn, shook clear passing teh quarter pole but was overhauled between bidders at the sixteenth pole and faltered. 1st Morgan's Bluff ( J R Leparoux 124 ) 2nd Many Mo Kisses ( G Saez 118 ) 2.25L 3rd Tiz Salty ( C A Torres 124 ) 4.00L 5th Cocktail Humor ( J R Jr 118 ) 5.25L See full results | J R Jr 53.5kg 5.25L | 5 (10) |
| Churchill Downs 31-May-25 1110m FIRM R4 Md $818 (of $57,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:04.520, SP: 11.00 broke half a step slow, steadied behind a rival at the five furlong pole, saved ground while trailing, improved in upper stretch and failed to menace. 1st Party Pauline ( I Moncada 124 , Cd 119 ) 2nd Amelia's Echo ( R Bejarano 118 ) 1.25L 3rd Innocent Nyght ( F D L Cruz 124 ) 3.50L 6th Cocktail Humor ( A Cedillo 118 ) 8.35L See full results | A Cedillo 53.5kg 8.35L | 6 (7) |
| Oaklawn Park 03-May-25 1210m FIRM R6 Md $1,375 (of $110,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:09.840, SP: 13.00 bumped, off a step slow, remained always back. 1st Pahoehoe D'oro ( R A Vazquez 125 ) 2nd Electrifying Lady ( K J Asmussen 120 ) 6.25L 3rd Summer Travels ( R S Jr 120 ) 8.00L 7th Cocktail Humor ( A Cedillo 120 ) 26.50L See full results | A Cedillo 54.4kg 26.50L | 7 (8) |
| Oaklawn Park 16-Mar-25 1210m FIRM R6 Md $4,340 (of $62,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:12.260, SP: 6.00 pressed the runner up from the outside, gave way from that rival and the winner into the lane. 1st Good Call ( C A Torres 122 ) 2nd Chitoz's Blur ( J R Gutierrez 122 , Cd 112 ) 7.25L 3rd Zen Dreams ( E Esquivel 122 ) 8.25L 4th Cocktail Humor ( R E Eramia 122 ) 9.50L See full results | R E Eramia 55.3kg 9.50L | 4 (10) |
| Oaklawn Park 16-Feb-25 1210m FIRM R1 Md $4,760 (of $68,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:12.670, SP: 11.00 dueled up front while in the three path, showed the way into the stretch, responded briefly when the winner challenged with a furlong to run, proved no match for that one late, weakened to lose a couple more positions. 1st Vanilla ( J R Leparoux 118 ) 2nd Annie Bee ( J M Romero 118 , Cd 111 ) 3.75L 3rd Cruise Missile ( T W Bacon 125 , Cd 120 ) 4.25L 4th Cocktail Humor ( M Garcia 118 ) 7.50L See full results | M Garcia 53.5kg 7.50L | 4 (8) |
| Oaklawn Park 19-Jan-25 1210m FIRM R3 Md $1,375 (of $109,999) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:12.580, SP: 15.00 in the second flight early off the inside, in traffic early in the turn, failed to respond when clear for the drive. 1st Going Steady ( T W Bacon 120 , Cd 115 ) 2nd Spring Dancer ( R A Vazquez 120 ) 1.25L 3rd Rational Theory ( E Asmussen 120 , Cd 115 ) 3.25L 6th Cocktail Humor ( R E Eramia 120 ) 10.75L See full results | R E Eramia 54.4kg 10.75L | 6 (8) |
| Oaklawn Park 16-Dec-24 1210m FIRM R6 Md $1,375 (of $109,999) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:11.720, SP: 13.00 off a step slow, moved up to race behind the leaders outside, four wide through the turn, came up empty for the drive when called on for run. 1st Modo ( C A Torres 120 ) 2nd Spring Dancer ( R A Vazquez 120 ) 2.50L 3rd Buriana ( T W Bacon 120 , Cd 115 ) 8.00L 6th Cocktail Humor ( R E Eramia 120 ) 13.00L See full results | R E Eramia 54.4kg 13.00L | 6 (8) |
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