Mr Square Pants (AUS) Horse

Country
Australia
Foal Date
26-Oct-21
Sex
stallion
Colour
chestnut
Prize Money
12275
Owners
Mrs T Prosser, Mrs C D Mchugh, Carpe Diem (Mgr: K Lowe) & Grant Bloodstock Pty Ltd (Mgr: S P Grant)
About

Kempsey R3 SEABREEZE HOTEL SOUTH WEST ROCKS MAIDEN HANDICAP Mr Square Pants is a 4yo chestnut stallion (male) from Australia trained by Colt Prosser, who is based at Wauchope. He is sired by the stallion Star Witness out of the dam Runway Ready. Mr Square Pants is yet to break his maiden status, having not won a race yet from 10 attempts. During his most recent race at Coffs Harbour on 4th Dec 2025, Mr Square Pants was ridden by Luke Rolls and finished 4th, behind the winner Mars Landing.

Race Record
Event SummaryRunner StatsRank
Coffs Harbour 04-Dec-25 1412m GOOD 4 R1 CTRY MDN-SW $1,475 (of $30,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:25.460, SP: 26.00 In-running: Settled 8th, 800m 8th, 400m 8th Sectionals: 600m 00:35.470 1st Mars Landing ( B Looker 57.5 ) 2nd Miss Midas Touch ( A J Mallyon 57 ) 0.50L 3rd Cluster's General ( R Spokes 59 ) 3.43L 4th Mr Square Pants ( L Rolls 59 ) 3.71L See full resultsL Rolls 59kg 3.71L4 (8)
Bowraville 22-Nov-25 1370m SOFT 7 R3 MDN-SW $2,100 (of $12,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 01:25.050, SP: 2.30 Sectionals: 600m 00:37.530 1st Kendyacatchme ( N Masuda 59 ) 2nd Mr Square Pants ( L Blanch 59 ) 0.46L 3rd Kiss The Dirt ( R Spokes 59 ) 1.91L See full resultsL Blanch 59kg 0.46L2 (6)
Coffs Harbour 01-Nov-25 1515m SOFT 5 R1 Mdn Hcp $375 (of $16,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:34.190, SP: 5.50 In-running: Settled 2nd, 800m 2nd, 400m 2nd Sectionals: 600m 00:39.030 1st Releasethewolves ( R Spokes 56.5 ) 2nd Miss Midas Touch ( S Cummins 57 ) 1.46L 3rd Adeel It's A Steal ( L Rolls 59 ) 1.59L 7th Mr Square Pants ( L Blanch 55.5 ) 9.04L See full resultsL Blanch 55.5kg 9.04L7 (7)
Port Macquarie 26-Oct-25 1509m GOOD 4 R4 Mdn Set Weight $500 (of $27,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:31.420, SP: 12.00 In-running: Settled 5th, 800m 5th, 400m 4th Sectionals: 600m 00:36.630 1st Chelsea ( E Farr 59 , Cd 57 ) 2nd Crashmyplaya ( B Looker 59 ) 0.22L 3rd Crudo ( A Gibbons 56.5 ) 1.50L 9th Mr Square Pants ( L Blanch 59 ) 5.71L See full resultsL Blanch 59kg 5.71L9 (11)
Port Macquarie 11-Oct-25 1500m GOOD 4 R2 Mdn Hcp $5,300 (of $30,000) Barrier 11, Winning Time: 01:31.440, SP: 51.00 In-running: Settled 5th, 800m 5th, 400m 4th Sectionals: 600m 00:37.440 1st Faiza Star ( K Adams 56.5 ) 2nd Mr Square Pants ( L Blanch 56.5 ) 0.08L 3rd So Sain ( B Simpson 57 , Cd 54 ) 0.49L See full resultsL Blanch 56.5kg 0.08L2 (13)
Bowraville 20-Sep-25 1370m HEAVY 8 R4 Mdn Set Weight $1,425 (of $16,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:25.920, SP: 26.00 In-running: Settled 8th, 800m 8th, 400m 8th Sectionals: 600m 00:38.370 1st Saskatoon Berry ( B Looker 57 ) 2nd Millennium Prayer ( P Graham 59 ) 2.16L 3rd Mr Square Pants ( L Blanch 59 ) 4.40L See full resultsL Blanch 59kg 4.40L3 (8)
Port Macquarie 23-Aug-25 1509m HEAVY 8 R3 Mdn Hcp $375 (of $16,000) Barrier 10, Winning Time: 01:35.950, SP: 51.00 In-running: Settled 10th, 800m 8th, 400m 7th Sectionals: 600m 00:39.470 1st Counterpart ( J Grisedale 55 ) 2nd Tigermoth ( L Rolls 57.5 ) 0.08L 3rd Paralia ( S Lisnyy 58.5 ) 2.49L 6th Mr Square Pants ( L Blanch 55 ) 4.53L See full resultsL Blanch 55kg 4.53L6 (10)
Port Macquarie 12-Jul-25 1000m SOFT 5 R1 OPEN-BT, Winning Time: 01:00.540 Sectionals: 600m 00:35.720 1st Bomarea ( L Blanch ) 2nd Subsidise ( M Mcguren ) 4.24L 3rd The Big Ticket ( L Wakely ) 5.75L 8th Mr Square Pants ( P Graham ) 11.41LP Graham 11.41L8 (8)
Port Macquarie 24-Jan-25 1206m GOOD 4 R2 Mdn Set Weight (of $27,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 01:11.780, SP: 201.00 In-running: Settled 12th, 800m 12th, 400m 12th Sectionals: 600m 00:36.380 1st Jamacri ( A Roper 57 ) 2nd Spandex ( L Rolls 57.5 ) 4.33L 3rd The Eyes Have It ( A Morgan 55.5 ) 6.08L 12th Mr Square Pants ( B Looker 57.5 ) 21.56L See full resultsB Looker 57.5kg 21.56L12 (12)
Port Macquarie 03-Jan-25 1200m HEAVY 8 R1 Mdn Set Weight $725 (of $30,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:12.690, SP: 81.00 In-running: Settled 6th, 800m 6th, 400m 5th Sectionals: 600m 00:36.490 1st Gustav ( M Mcguren 59 ) 2nd Gigaton ( J O Baker 59 , Cd 57 ) 0.50L 3rd Magic Shannon ( K Adams 57 ) 2.46L 8th Mr Square Pants ( L Rolls 57.5 ) 6.97L See full resultsL Rolls 57.5kg 6.97L8 (8)
Kempsey 16-Dec-24 1000m GOOD 3 R4 Mdn Set Weight (of $27,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 00:56.600, SP: 51.00 In-running: Settled 12th, 800m 12th, 400m 12th Sectionals: 600m 00:34.220 1st Toyger ( J Duggan 59 ) 2nd Without ( L Blanch 57 , Cd 55.5 ) 0.55L 3rd Whispering Muriel ( J Taylor 57 ) 0.81L 12th Mr Square Pants ( B Looker 57.5 ) 18.71L See full resultsB Looker 57.5kg 18.71L12 (12)
Kempsey 30-Nov-24 1000m HEAVY 8 R1 OPEN-BT, Winning Time: 01:02.480 Sectionals: 600m 00:38.160 1st Smart Attack ( R Spokes ) 2nd Tsunoda ( L Blanch ) 1.30L 3rd Mr Square Pants ( L Rolls ) 3.30LL Rolls 3.30L3 (6)