Distorted Louv (USA) Horse

Country

United States

Foal Date

31-Mar-22

Colour

chestnut

Sire

Distorted Reality

Dam

Myrna Lou

Prize Money

41438

Trainer

Ryan Kenney

Owners

Anderson, Tamara And Cicala, Charlie

About

Distorted Louv is a 4yo ch from the United States trained by Ryan Kenney. It is by Distorted Reality out of Myrna Lou. Distorted Louv has earned one win in its career. On 26 Mar 2026 at Turf Paradise, the horse secured its most significant victory, collecting $17000.00.

Raced At

Turf Paradise

Race Record

Event Summary	Runner Stats	Rank
Turf Paradise 26-Apr-26 1207m FIRM R8 Ann Owens Distaff Stakes (Stakes) (of $30,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:09.660, SP: 34.00 saved ground early and never reached contention. 1st Bangie Go ( B Nunnally 122 ) 2nd Lotsa Lace ( G W Corbett 120 ) 0.00L 3rd Squeeze The Day ( F T Alvarado 124 ) 0.00L 8th Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 120 ) 0.00L See full results	K Lopez 54.4kg 0.00L	8 (9)
Turf Paradise 26-Mar-26 1106m FIRM R4 Md $10,710 (of $17,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:03.640, SP: 1.62 vied for the early lead from the inside, was in a long drive and drew off in late stretch to be best in the end. 1st Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 126 ) 2nd Whiskeywithatwist ( B Nunnally 126 ) 5.25L 3rd Not Really Scary ( D Vergara 126 ) 8.75L See full results	K Lopez 57.2kg	1 (6)
Turf Paradise 24-Feb-26 1106m FIRM R5 Md $3,400 (of $17,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:02.990, SP: 7.00 ducked out at the break, straightened and stalked outside the winner, angled out and bid four deep into the lane, was unable to quicke with the winner heading to mid stretch, switched over to her correct lead inside the furlong grounds and finished willingly. 1st Into My Sunset ( I Enriquez 124 ) 2nd Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 124 ) 5.00L 3rd Whiskeywithatwist ( B Nunnally 124 ) 3.00L See full results	K Lopez 56.2kg 5.00L	2 (7)
Turf Paradise 13-Jan-26 1207m FIRM R4 Md $3,400 (of $17,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:12.000, SP: 6.50 hustled away from the start, pressed the early pace along the backstretch run, attended to the pace two then three wide into the turn, vied for the lead to upper stretch, was no match for the winner into the final furlong and stayed on to be second best. 1st Bango Gal ( S Amador 124 ) 2nd Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 124 ) 4.50L 3rd Thetribehasspoken ( G Rodriguez 124 ) 1.50L See full results	K Lopez 56.2kg 4.50L	2 (7)
Turf Paradise 16-Nov-25 1510m FIRM R8 Md $510 (of $17,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:30.630, SP: 26.00 tracked inside with the second flight, was without a path on the far turn, and went evenly late. 1st Caitlin Fever ( H Hernandez 121 ) 2nd They See Me Do It ( A Castellanos 121 ) 3.25L 3rd Sparta F. C. ( F Alvarado 124 ) 1.75L 5th Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 121 ) 7.00L See full results	K Lopez 54.9kg 7.00L	5 (7)
Canterbury Park 18-Sep-25 1210m R2 Md $2,300 (of $23,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:11.470, SP: 3.75 raced close up in the two path, made an inside bid at the top of the stretch but came up empty. 1st Red Volta ( J Bridgmohan 123 ) 2nd Heavenly Bear ( A Quinonez 119 ) 1.75L 3rd Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 119 ) 5.75L See full results	K Lopez 54kg 5.75L	3 (7)
Canterbury Park 31-Aug-25 1110m R2 Md $1,610 (of $23,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 01:05.610, SP: 11.00 pressed the pace to the quarter pole, could not keep pace with the leader turning for home and weakened further midway down the lane. 1st Kentucky Starlet ( E Gallardo 124 ) 2nd Red Volta ( J Bridgmohan 124 ) 2.00L 3rd Ye Ole Joker ( H Hernandez 119 ) 1.25L 4th Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 119 ) 6.00L See full results	K Lopez 54kg 6.00L	4 (6)
Canterbury Park 07-Aug-25 1110m R1 Md $2,300 (of $23,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:05.140, SP: 26.00 hustled from the break and was up with the leaders in the initial stages, backed off, then moved up through the turn to challenge for the lead late on the turn, loomed in upper stretch but flattened out some racing on the left lead and finished evenly. 1st Racquel Blue ( G Rodriguez 124 ) 2nd Red Volta ( J Bridgmohan 124 ) 2.25L 3rd Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 119 ) 2.75L See full results	K Lopez 54kg 2.75L	3 (7)
Canterbury Park 19-Jun-25 1010m GOOD R6 Md $795 (of $23,000) Barrier 4, Winning Time: 00:58.350, SP: 21.00 chased off the pace three wide around the turn, no late gain. 1st Regal Majesty ( C Roman 119 ) 2nd Heylookmeover ( E Gallardo 119 ) 0.20L 3rd American Fairytale ( A Quinonez 124 ) 0.30L 5th Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 119 ) 4.35L See full results	K Lopez 54kg 4.35L	5 (10)
Canterbury Park 01-Jun-25 1010m GOOD R5 Md $1,610 (of $23,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 00:56.960, SP: 17.00 raced close to the pace along the inside, bid rail turn to get within range, lacked a rally and lost position. 1st Smarty Be Good ( F H D Silva 124 ) 2nd Racquel Blue ( H Hernandez 124 ) 1.75L 3rd Bayou Candy ( A Quinonez 119 ) 3.50L 4th Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 119 ) 4.75L See full results	K Lopez 54kg 4.75L	4 (7)
Turf Paradise 25-Apr-25 1210m FIRM R7 Joanne Dye Breeders' Oaks (Stakes) $763 (of $40,000) Barrier 3, Winning Time: 01:10.200, SP: 51.00 chased the pace from the three path, swung wide in upper stretch and weakened. 1st Squeeze The Day ( F Garcia 122 ) 2nd Diamante Elegante ( A M Cruz 122 ) 3.25L 3rd Brumbodoppelganger ( D P Vergara 122 ) 4.50L 7th Distorted Louv ( K Lopez 122 ) 13.00L See full results	K Lopez 55.3kg 13.00L	7 (8)
Turf Paradise 09-Apr-25 1210m FIRM R5 Md $630 (of $21,000) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:11.730, SP: 8.00 was briefly up with the early pace, then struggled to keep up on the turn and was outrun in the stretch. 1st Flashy Jezebel ( K Mcgregor 121 ) 2nd Selinus ( N Stephenson 121 ) 0.75L 3rd Bango Gal ( A M Cruz 121 ) 1.00L 5th Distorted Louv ( M Americano 121 , Cd 126 ) 8.75L See full results	M Americano 54.9kg, Cd 57.2kg 8.75L	5 (5)