Hysterics (USA) Horse
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Hysterics is a 4yo ch from the United States trained by A. Ferris Allen III. He is by Distorted Humor out of the mare Chubby Star. To date, Hysterics has secured one victory in its career. On 11 May 2026 at Laurel Park, the horse achieved its most notable win, collecting $24,000.00 in prize money.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Laurel Park 11-Oct-26 1811m FIRM R11 Race 11 (of $34,454) Barrier 12, Winning Time: 01:51.270, SP: 34.00 , outrun, angled to the nine path in upper stretch. 1st Dream Overture ( F Boyce 119 ) 2nd Smokeshow ( A Cruz 123 ) 2.00L 3rd Cara's Dreamweaver ( C E Lopez 126 ) 2.05L 9th Hysterics ( C Marquez 126 ) 9.60L See full results | C Marquez 57.2kg 9.60L | 9 (12) |
| Laurel Park 20-Sep-26 1710m FIRM R3 Race 3 $1,406 (of $33,737) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:46.060, SP: 17.00 , four wide the first turn, circled the far turn three wide and was no factor. 1st Rylnnslookinglucky ( C Keil 139 ) 2nd Dream Overture ( A Sandoval 134 ) 1.25L 3rd Cool Hard Breeze ( C Hannum 134 ) 3.75L 7th Hysterics ( S Cundith 139 ) 7.00L See full results | S Cundith 63kg 7.00L | 7 (8) |
| Colonial Downs 16-Aug-26 1710m R3 Race 3 $1,699 (of $48,852) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:43.420, SP: 26.00 was reserved early and raced two to three wide on the far turn and came four wide into the lane but had no rally. 1st Too Loose La Trek ( J Ruiz 118 ) 2nd Whimmoffortune ( J Barbosa 120 ) 0.75L 3rd Unlimited Gold ( T Kingsley 118 ) 0.75L 8th Hysterics ( H Karamanos 123 ) 7.75L See full results | H Karamanos 55.8kg 7.75L | 8 (12) |
| Colonial Downs 07-Aug-26 1609m R9 Race 9 $1,704 (of $48,991) Barrier 2, Winning Time: 01:37.070, SP: 34.00 settled back along the inside but evened out in the stretch. 1st Princess Summer ( M Sanchez 123 ) 2nd Katarzyna ( D Centeno 123 ) 1.25L 3rd Midnight Queen ( G Ashton 118 ) 2.25L 7th Hysterics ( H Karamanos 123 ) 7.80L See full results | H Karamanos 55.8kg 7.80L | 7 (11) |
| Laurel Park 20-Jun-26 1811m FIRM R6 Race 6 $1,426 (of $34,216) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:48.870, SP: 7.00 lagged back, raced five wide between foes nearing the stretch, checked off heels soon into the lane and failed to kick on. 1st Endless Vow ( A Cruz 122 ) 2nd Risk And Regret ( P Lopez 126 ) 0.05L 3rd Somme River ( J G Briceno 126 ) 1.55L 9th Hysterics ( Y Hazlewood 126 , Cd 121 ) 9.30L See full results | Y Hazlewood 57.2kg, Cd 54.9kg 9.30L | 9 (10) |