Hysterics (USA) Horse
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Hysterics is a 4yo chestnut from the United States trained by A. Ferris Allen III. He is by Distorted Humor out of Chubby Star and has recorded one win in his career. On 11 May 2026 at Laurel Park, Hysterics achieved his most notable victory, earning a $24,000.00 purse.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Laurel Park 20-Jun-26 1811m FIRM R6 Race 6 (of $24,000) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:48.870, SP: 7.00 lagged back, raced five wide between foes nearing the stretch, checked off heels soon into the lane and failed to kick on. 1st Endless Vow ( A Cruz 122 ) 2nd Risk And Regret ( P Lopez 126 ) 0.05L 3rd Somme River ( J G Briceno 126 ) 1.55L 9th Hysterics ( Y Hazlewood 126 , Cd 121 ) 9.30L See full results | Y Hazlewood 57.2kg, Cd 54.9kg 9.30L | 9 (10) |
| Delaware Park 05-Jun-26 1710m FIRM R3 Race 3 $200 (of $21,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:44.200, SP: 11.00 raced inside horses in the stretch and lacked the needed rally. 1st World Builder ( C Gil 119 ) 2nd Pegster ( H Karamanos 122 ) 0.15L 3rd Queen Wilhelmina ( P Lopez 122 ) 0.50L 8th Hysterics ( J Ruiz 124 ) 3.05L See full results | J Ruiz 56.2kg 3.05L | 8 (12) |
| Laurel Park 11-May-26 1710m FIRM R3 Md $15,120 (of $24,000) Barrier 7, Winning Time: 01:42.490, SP: 2.63 , three wide the first turn, stayed outside horses, moved up four deep leaving the far turn, closed steadily and was along in time. 1st Hysterics ( J Ruiz 126 ) 2nd Hotter Than Fire ( M Chuan 114 ) 0.00L 3rd Rylnnslookinglucky ( A Cruz 122 ) 0.00L See full results | J Ruiz 57.2kg | 1 (10) |
| Laurel Park 26-Apr-26 1710m FIRM R6 Md $1,680 (of $24,000) Barrier 9, Winning Time: 01:44.650, SP: 4.00 settled well back while saving ground, swung very wide for the drive and finished with good energy. 1st Savanasrioguerrera ( C E Lopez 117 ) 2nd Ithadtobeblu ( Y Hazlewood 126 , Cd 121 ) 0.05L 3rd Meredithslightning ( R E Mena 113 ) 1.05L 4th Hysterics ( M Chuan 126 ) 1.30L See full results | M Chuan 57.2kg 1.30L | 4 (10) |
| Laurel Park 29-Dec-25 1710m R2 Md $600 (of $30,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:49.550, SP: 10.00 1st Churning Berni ( Y Hazlewood 126 , Cd 121 ) 2nd Zen Dreams ( M Chuan 125 ) 10.00L 3rd Zeta Jones ( R Chiappe 125 ) 14.00L 6th Hysterics ( J G Torrealba 125 ) 32.25L See full results | J G Torrealba 56.7kg 32.25L | 6 (6) |