War Humor (USA) Horse
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War Humor is a 4yo bay horse from the United States trained by W. Bailes. He is by Mosler out of Holywood Humor and has recorded four career victories. On 28 June 2026 at Colonial Downs he captured his biggest triumph, the $125,000 Edward P. Evans Stakes. The runner has been a money‑maker for bettors, delivering a 36% return on investment for anyone who backed him throughout his career.
Race Record
| Event Summary | Runner Stats | Rank |
|---|---|---|
| Colonial Downs 28-Jun-26 1710m R8 Edward P. Evans Stakes (Stakes) $78,750 (of $125,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:43.170, SP: 4.33 showed the way in the two path while clear on the first turn, then drew out and widened the margin on the far turn while still in the two path and then was kept to right handed crop to prove best. 1st War Humor ( J Toledo 122 ) 2nd Virginia Fitz ( D Centeno 122 ) 1.50L 3rd Green Beans ( P Lopez 122 ) 2.25L See full results | J Toledo 55.3kg | 1 (7) |
| Laurel Park 15-Jun-26 1106m R3 Race 3 $10,600 (of $53,000) Barrier 5, Winning Time: 01:01.320, SP: 17.00 , nicely rated early, circled the turn three wide in a striking position and rallied. 1st Bushido ( F Boyce 123 ) 2nd War Humor ( J Barbosa 123 ) 4.25L 3rd Big Tankness ( Y Hazlewood 126 , Cd 121 ) 4.50L See full results | J Barbosa 55.8kg 4.25L | 2 (7) |
| Laurel Park 13-Apr-26 1106m R3 Race 3 $5,300 (of $53,000) Barrier 1, Winning Time: 01:02.050, SP: 8.50 , right to the front, remained along the rail setting a pressured pace, drifted to the two path turning for home, was overtaken in mid stretch and weakened late. 1st Where'S Ray ( J Toledo 123 ) 2nd Cairo Surprise ( 118 ) 3rd War Humor ( Y Hazlewood 123 , Cd 118 ) 4.55L See full results | Y Hazlewood 55.8kg, Cd 53.5kg 4.55L | 3 (7) |
| Laurel Park 28-Nov-25 1110m R3 Race 3 $3,000 (of $30,000) Barrier 8, Winning Time: 01:03.500, SP: 3.75 chased the pace outside horses, was five deep in upper stretch, gained the lead near the eighth pole and weakened. 1st El Tinmarin ( M Chuan 121 ) 2nd King Covee ( V R Carrasco 123 ) 0.75L 3rd War Humor ( Y Hazlewood 124 , Cd 129 ) 1.25L See full results | Y Hazlewood 56.2kg, Cd 58.5kg 1.25L | 3 (9) |
| Laurel Park 08-Nov-25 1110m FIRM R6 Race 6 $30,870 (of $49,000) Barrier 6, Winning Time: 01:03.420, SP: 15.00 1st War Humor ( Y Hazlewood 121 , Cd 126 ) 2nd Cactus ( J Barbosa 126 ) 0.25L 3rd Java Buzz ( J A Hernandez 123 ) 1.50L See full results | Y Hazlewood 54.9kg, Cd 57.2kg | 1 (12) |